Just change a couple words and it all become relevant & up to date;
Well, come on all of you, big strong men,
Uncle Sam needs your help again.
He's got himself in a terrible jam
Way down yonder in Afghanistan.
So put down your books and pick up a gun,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.
Come on Wall Street, don't be slow,
Why man, this is war au-go-go
There's plenty good money to be made
By supplying the Army with the tools of its trade,
But just hope and pray that if they drop the bomb,
They drop it on the Taliban.
Well, come on generals, let's move fast;
Your big chance has come at last.
Now you can go out and get those towel heads
'Cause the only good Islamicist is the one that's dead
And you know that peace can only be won
When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come.
Come on mothers throughout the land,
Pack your boys off to Afghanistan.
Come on fathers, and don't hesitate
To send your sons off before it's too late.
And you can be the first ones in your block
To have your boy come home in a box.
And it's one, two, three
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Afthanistan.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.